Begum Magic Tricks

The magic card to pull out of the hat…
“Well N says that he likes it” or “N doesn’t want it done that way.”

For example, "No Ammi, N doesn't like to have his shirt ironed THAT way." Or, "No, Ammi, N says that we SHOULD throw away those leftovers".

Whenever I am fed up and my tongue is bleeding from my biting it (which is a lot these days), then I pronounce these magical words, which give me the ultimate power!

Sad, but true. I hate that it is true. I hate that I contribute to the whole sexist society thing by doing it, but God save my sanity or I’ll unleash the fury on the dear MIL.